Me in a unitard, goatee, and legwarmers doing flashdance

i only put on a bathing suit when i know i look like a persian male to female transexual.

Coming this Halloween to a doorway near you.

While you ladies are trying to decide which crotchless panties go best with your cat ears, I will be hunting for garish button-ups and glueing together legos.

Here he is-your favorite cigar-smoking, womanizing , hologram that only Sam can see or hear.

Al Calavicci of Quantum Leap.

Disneyland Gay Day: A look back.

Gay Days at Disneyland: Where lesbians can wear stupid looking shirts and feel damn good about it.

7 cops raided my house this morning looking for my former roommate.

Hungry?

Chubby Children make me hungry in the sickening way.

sweet dreams.

Try not to wet your panties. Ellen Degeneres is the new covergirl.

11th annual Gay Day at Disneyland!

GIVING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE : EVIL QUEEN

It’s Gay Day at Disneyland!

(pictured above: gay people wearing red shirts)

Join thousands of LGBT for a super gay weekend at the magic kingdom .

And yes … there will be homosexual cocktail hours held in downtown disney so all of you singles can hunt for some good old-fashioned butt-sex!!

So put on your red shirt and get ready to party!

Check out the site for pics from previous gay days at Disneyland and a full schedule of events.

OFFICIAL SITE

OCT 3-5 AT DISNEYLAND! PHOTOS ARE

TAKEN ON SATURDAY AT 2 PM

How to lose your mind in 10 minutes.

3 cheers for sexism!

Let me give you 90 minutes of your life back.

plot:

women like shoes and lipstick

men like sports and pussy

i fast forwarded the 45 minutes in the middle but i am pretty sure it’s a bunch of gags about how kate hudson pretends to hate sports and poker to make matty boy hate her.

they decide they are in love just before kate gets on a plane.

I puked.

If you want to watch this movie and enjoy it you will have to get a second vagina surgically implanted in your brain.

Ellen and Portia Wedding Video

If you don’t at least feel like crying, you have no soul.

A toast!! to blonde, lady-lovers who make money in their sleep

Their love is not of this Earth and when I grow up, I will be Ellen Degeneres.

Jurassic Park at Midnight in L.A.

Tonight I will be enjoying Giant Lizards and Jeff Goldblum on a screen that’s wider than Lindsay Lohan’s cervix.

Jurassic Park at Midnight in Los Angeles.

Come because you appreciate fine Cinema.

Come because you plan on taking acid and shitting your pants.

Come because you want to watch Wayne Knight’s monster shit interrupted by a hungry T-REX.

Just come.

Regency Fairfax Theatre Showtimes. 7907 Beverly Blvd., Hollywood, CA90048.