Xena The Lesbian Princess

Would you care to know what my biggest weakness is next to capers and blonde girls with long pointy noses?

YOUTUBE FAN VIDEOS ABOUT XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS

We don’t know each other but if we did, you might say, ” Angie you have gone cunt-crazy for Lucy Lawless and someone needs to push a come-back-to-reality stick up your poop poop hole before it’s too late”

but here’s the thing, Lucy Lawless is a fucking goddess from planet Hot. She is beautiful, she is dangerous, and she can do that thing where she hits pressure points on your neck, forces blood to trickle out of your nose, and threatens to let you just lie there and die IF you don’t tell her when the warlord plans to attack the village.

So you see, I’m not crazy. You guys just didn’t know all that other shit.