Barrybostwick's Weblog

Me in a unitard, goatee, and legwarmers doing flashdance

barrybostwick — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:41:34 +0000

i only put on a bathing suit when i know i look like a persian male to female transexual.

Posted in culture, entertainment, gay, humor, lesbian, life, music video, personal, random, thoughts, video Tagged: bathing suit, dancing, drunk, flashdance, funny, unitard

Coming this Halloween to a doorway near you.

barrybostwick — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:09:15 +0000

While you ladies are trying to decide which crotchless panties go best with your cat ears, I will be hunting for garish button-ups and glueing together legos.

Here he is-your favorite cigar-smoking, womanizing , hologram that only Sam can see or hear.

Al Calavicci of Quantum Leap.

Posted in culture, entertainment, events, humor, life, personal, tv Tagged: al calavicci, funny, halloween, halloween costumes, quantum leap, sam beckett, sci-fi, ziggy

Disneyland Gay Day: A look back.

barrybostwick — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:04:50 +0000

Gay Days at Disneyland: Where lesbians can wear stupid looking shirts and feel damn good about it.

Posted in culture, entertainment, events, gay, humor, lesbian, lesbian culture, lgbt, life, personal, random Tagged: disneyland, ellen degeneres, funny, gay, gay day, gay events, lesbian, lesbian events, Portia De Rossi

barrybostwick — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:58:56 +0000

7 cops raided my house this morning looking for my former roommate.

Posted in humor

Hungry?

barrybostwick — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:29:59 +0000

Chubby Children make me hungry in the sickening way.

sweet dreams.

Posted in culture, humor, life, random, thoughts Tagged: chubby children, fat, funny, humor, obesity, photos, pics, pictures

barrybostwick — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:44:26 +0000

Try not to wet your panties. Ellen Degeneres is the new covergirl.

Posted in humor

11th annual Gay Day at Disneyland!

barrybostwick — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:31:53 +0000

GIVING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE : EVIL QUEEN

It’s Gay Day at Disneyland!

(pictured above: gay people wearing red shirts)

Join thousands of LGBT for a super gay weekend at the magic kingdom .

And yes … there will be homosexual cocktail hours held in downtown disney so all of you singles can hunt for some good old-fashioned butt-sex!!

So put on your red shirt and get ready to party!

Check out the site for pics from previous gay days at Disneyland and a full schedule of events.

OFFICIAL SITE

OCT 3-5 AT DISNEYLAND! PHOTOS ARE

TAKEN ON SATURDAY AT 2 PM

How to lose your mind in 10 minutes.

barrybostwick — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:51:53 +0000

3 cheers for sexism!

Let me give you 90 minutes of your life back.

plot:

women like shoes and lipstick

men like sports and pussy

i fast forwarded the 45 minutes in the middle but i am pretty sure it’s a bunch of gags about how kate hudson pretends to hate sports and poker to make matty boy hate her.

they decide they are in love just before kate gets on a plane.

I puked.

If you want to watch this movie and enjoy it you will have to get a second vagina surgically implanted in your brain.

Ellen and Portia Wedding Video

barrybostwick — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:36:31 +0000

If you don’t at least feel like crying, you have no soul.

A toast!! to blonde, lady-lovers who make money in their sleep

Their love is not of this Earth and when I grow up, I will be Ellen Degeneres.

Jurassic Park at Midnight in L.A.

barrybostwick — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:36:53 +0000

Tonight I will be enjoying Giant Lizards and Jeff Goldblum on a screen that’s wider than Lindsay Lohan’s cervix.

Jurassic Park at Midnight in Los Angeles.

Come because you appreciate fine Cinema.

Come because you plan on taking acid and shitting your pants.

Come because you want to watch Wayne Knight’s monster shit interrupted by a hungry T-REX.

Just come.

Regency Fairfax Theatre Showtimes. 7907 Beverly Blvd., Hollywood, CA90048.