Posts Tagged drugs
They’re old!
They’re broke!
…and they’re going on tour!
Before Tommy Chong put his brand of crack pipes on the market, he made movies about doing drugs and loving it. Now that he’s out of the slammer, he is ready to pair up with his piggy friend {Cheech} for a national comedy tour called, “What’s that Smell?”
The first time I ever smoked a blunt I was sitting in a 1988 Gremlin with a very heavyset friend I had named Ashlynn and our shady hispanic drug dealer, Eduardo. On the way home I opened the door of the car while it was driving, took off my t-shirt, and laid on the sidewalk next to an elementary school because, ” I needed to put my belly on the concrete, dude”
There was something in that shit.
Add comment August 8, 2008
Meth not even once.
Nancy Reagan went about it all wrong. “Just say no!” is a phrase for sweet obedient little darlingswho watch Carebears and Rainbow Brite.
Well the 80’s are over and so are the days when Ol’ Nancy was even the least bit effective.
This is the charming and timeless drug PSA that came on after Bobby’s world when I was 9.
METH NOT EVEN ONCE.
Show this to your 5 year olds and they will burn an animal alive before ever taking a taste of the drug that’s 2 parts anti-freeze, 3 parts gasoline, and 9 parts degradation and low self esteem.
Add comment August 7, 2008
Jessica Sierra is so pathetic that it makes my constipated
Dear Daddy,
It’s me, Jessica-meth-faced Sierra.
This is a copy of my mugshot 
I hope you like it. The lighting is bad but you know…
I’ve made it big in Hollywood and I am a bright shining star. Sure, I had to suck a couple saggy crusty Peens, and sure I ‘ve contracted Herpes simplex 2 but hey,
I made 200 dollars last week for doing a PSA for Fremont, CA public access TV, so it’s not that bad.
I know I used to be on dancing with the stars, or america is talented, or american idol or some shit like that but I really really think that I made a good career move by completely disregarding my intention to become a famous popstar and becoming a well known cocaine addict instead.
P.S. Please stop leaving crying messages on my answering machine
2 comments August 6, 2008
