Ellen and Portia Wedding Video

If you don’t at least feel like crying, you have no soul.

A toast!! to blonde, lady-lovers who make money in their sleep

Their love is not of this Earth and when I grow up, I will be Ellen Degeneres.

1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Going to the Chapel and we’re gonna get tax breaks.

“That’s right, George Bush. We refuse to let your puckered conservative stink-hole stop us from arguing about curtains and organic dogfood brands.”

Lesbo-knot tied.

Lesbians can fight about taxes too!

It is with great pleasure that I announce,

Celebrity Lesbian Wedding Announcement #2

Every time a lesbosaurus gets married an Angel gets a pair of Birkenstock sandles and 4 earth-tone polo shirts.

-Belafonte