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Disneyland Gay Day: A look back.

Gay Days at Disneyland: Where lesbians can wear stupid looking shirts and feel damn good about it.

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Add comment October 14, 2008

11th annual Gay Day at Disneyland!

GIVING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE : EVIL QUEEN

It’s Gay Day at Disneyland!


(pictured above: gay people wearing red shirts)

Join thousands of LGBT for a super gay weekend at the magic kingdom .

And yes … there will be homosexual cocktail hours held in downtown disney so all of you singles can hunt for some good old-fashioned butt-sex!!

So put on your red shirt and get ready to party!

Check out the site for pics from previous gay days at Disneyland and a full schedule of events.

OFFICIAL SITE

OCT 3-5 AT DISNEYLAND! PHOTOS ARE

TAKEN ON SATURDAY AT 2 PM

Add comment September 15, 2008

Ellen and Portia Wedding Video

If you don’t at least feel like crying, you have no soul.

A toast!! to blonde, lady-lovers who make money in their sleep

Their love is not of this Earth and when I grow up, I will be Ellen Degeneres.

Add comment September 10, 2008

1st lesbian to get married passes away :(


Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Add comment August 29, 2008

When girls make out with other girls on TV.

Everybody wins.

 

A video for perverts and romantics alike.

LESBIANS SMOOCHING ON PRIMETIME TV

 

 

Add comment August 18, 2008

PLEASE BAN LOHAN AND SAMRO FROM THE LESBO COMMUNITY!

IF YOU SEE THESE SCISSOR SISTERS:

SHOW NO MERCY.

“Dear everyone that exists,

I am Lindsay Lohan, the new American Lesbian Icon. At any given moment you can find me vomiting in a taco bell parking lot, threatening to shank hood’ rats, or taking it up my poop poop for just a little bit of smack.  Young girls look up to me and they think that I am the definition of 5 things

1. Cool

2. hot

3. woman

4. important

5. lesbian

If I don’t die suddenly, 2008’s generation of 9-16 year old girls will emulate my every move and continue to believe that I represent everything listed above. Please take action and kill me in my sleep.

p.s. I literally wear 19 bracelets on my right forearm at all times and I just thought I’d bring it up because it’s incredibley fucktarded.”

Do your part, vigilantes.



Add comment August 8, 2008

Xena The Lesbian Princess

Would you care to know what my biggest weakness is next to capers and blonde girls with long pointy noses?

YOUTUBE FAN VIDEOS ABOUT XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS

We don’t know each other but if we did, you might say, ” Angie you have gone cunt-crazy for Lucy Lawless and someone needs to push a come-back-to-reality stick up your poop poop hole before it’s too late”

but here’s the thing, Lucy Lawless is a fucking goddess from planet Hot. She is beautiful, she is dangerous, and she can do that thing where she hits pressure points on your neck, forces blood to trickle out of your nose, and threatens to let you just lie there and die IF you don’t tell her when the warlord plans to attack the village.

So you see, I’m not crazy. You guys just didn’t know all that other shit.

3 comments August 7, 2008

Lesbians can fight about taxes too!

It is with great pleasure that I announce,

Celebrity Lesbian Wedding Announcement #2


Every time a lesbosaurus gets married an Angel gets a pair of Birkenstock sandles and 4 earth-tone polo shirts.

-Belafonte

3 comments August 7, 2008

I LOVE LESBIANS

to a community of about 100,000 people, Jackie -” I have large muscles and eat a lot of jailbait pussy” -Warner is the messiah. In fact, watching the her TV show about hot dumb people who hook up with each other and work out a lot and then talk about working out a lot and hooking up with each other made me want to work on getting some fucking ripped ass guns.

but, to be frank I just bought the Critic DVD box set and said Fuck it.

This is a video that will make you horny and lonely.

or happy and hopeful depending on how bitter and jaded you are at this point in your life.

MOVIE LESBIANS DOING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH SEXY TIME

Add comment August 6, 2008


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