1st lesbian to get married passes away :(

Last June, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon became the first lesbosaurus couple to get hitched. Yesterday morning, Ol’ Del passed away in San Francisco.

Del checked into a San Francisco hospital two weeks after a broken arm started fucking with her health. Kate Kendall of the SFGATE says that Phyllis was by her side up until she passed on.

“Del and Phyllis were a major part of the early movement for gay and lesbian rights. They founded the first lesbian organization, Daughters of Bilitis, in 1955. Del was also the founded member of several other organizations.” -DLISTED.COM

R.I.P. Del. I hope you’re having one hell of a Sapphic ball in the clouds.

Brad Pitt sexifying Legends of th Fall

Before there was Brangelina,

There was dirty, rugged Tristen Ludlow and a curly haired brunette.

Crazed youtube fanatic, Ljay211986 remembers just as well as I do. So celebrate Wednesday by watching Brad Pitt hump away at Susannah’s virgin pocket. I am sure that Ljay211986 sync’d up the naked fun to a good-old fashioned Celine Dion tune that will naturally distract and confuse you so you might want to turn down the volume.