Brad Pitt sexifying Legends of th Fall

Before there was Brangelina,

There was dirty, rugged Tristen Ludlow and a curly haired brunette.

Crazed youtube fanatic, Ljay211986 remembers just as well as I do. So celebrate Wednesday by watching Brad Pitt hump away at Susannah’s virgin pocket. I am sure that Ljay211986 sync’d up the naked fun to a good-old fashioned Celine Dion tune that will naturally distract and confuse you so you might want to turn down the volume.

And then there were 4

Before last night there were only 3 movies that made me feel like ripping open my skull and knifing my frontal lobe…..

AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR

Let me break down the experience for you in 5 simple steps

1. Meryl Streep in overalls and occasionally a feather boa singing and reaching her arms out to either side of her at inappropriate times

2. an ensemble of anonymouse dancing greek extras who pop up spontaneously during 2-person scenes to do a step touch step touch behind Meryl and her stretching arms.

3. A cute little blonde that you want to do kissy kissy with- until she starts making cheerful facial expressions that frighten and confuse you

 

4. Three british actors who’s names I don’t remember because until I saw them all in the same movie, I thought they were all the same guy.

5. 7-9 middle-aged women in the theater with you laughing very hard and remembering what it was like to be on qualudes at studio 54 with glittery cocks shaking all around the dance floor .

Do not see this movie. You will regret it. No matter how bad your flamboyantly gay heart wants to see Meryl and Pierce dancing and singing to sweedish pop songs. DON’T! You will regret it.