Get up. Stand up. and pass the dorritos.

Attention: Men and women with extremely baggy pants, glow in the dark attire, and “a really AWESOME hand-made piece from Cabo”

Get out your zig zags and turn on the black light.

It’s time to trip out.

Can you pass the acid test?

Meth not even once.

Nancy Reagan went about it all wrong. “Just say no!” is a phrase for sweet obedient little darlingswho watch Carebears and Rainbow Brite.

Well the 80’s are over and so are the days when Ol’ Nancy was even the least bit effective.

This is the charming and timeless drug PSA that came on after Bobby’s world when I was 9.

METH NOT EVEN ONCE.

Show this to your 5 year olds and they will burn an animal alive before ever taking a taste of the drug that’s 2 parts anti-freeze, 3 parts gasoline, and 9 parts degradation and low self esteem.