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Hungry?

Chubby Children make me hungry in the sickening way.

sweet dreams.

Add comment September 18, 2008

Jessica Sierra is so pathetic that it makes my constipated

 Dear Daddy,
It’s me, Jessica-meth-faced Sierra.

This is a copy of my mugshot :) I hope you like it. The lighting is bad but you know…

 

 I’ve made it big in Hollywood and I am a bright shining star. Sure, I had to suck a couple saggy crusty Peens, and sure I ‘ve contracted Herpes simplex 2 but hey,

I made 200 dollars last week for doing a PSA for Fremont, CA public access TV, so it’s not that bad.


 

I know I used to be on dancing with the stars, or america is talented, or american idol or some shit like that but I really really think that I made a good career move by completely disregarding my intention to become a famous popstar and becoming a well known cocaine addict instead.

P.S. Please stop leaving crying messages on my answering machine

2 comments August 6, 2008


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