If you go see this you won’t feel sad about your life anymore

RAINBOW BRITE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU…

if you live in los angeles.

 

if I weren’t throwing myself a dress as your favorite 90’s pop-cultural icon Birthday Party this saturday, I would be at the new beverley in L.A. watching a 9 year old girl made of rainbows and happiness run around rainbow land in a strange puffy space suit.

Do yourself a favor. Go watch that colorful darling save the the planet, her talking horse, and the colored kids on the big screen for the first time since Reagan was president.

 

Rainbow Brite & The Star Stealer

1985, 85 min 

New Beverly Cinema

7165 W Beverly Blvd

Los Angeles, CA 90036

Midnight, $7

 

if you’re an old foggie like me who likes to watch CBS and fall asleep before reruns of Murphy brown come on

this shit ain’t for you

Who lives all day in a cake made of strawberries?

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

Don’t ask yourself why in 1988 a group of nine 6 -year-old children lived in a land made of fattening desserts. Just enjoy this happy little song about happy little Strawberry Land and remember that your childhood is over- but if you do the right drugs, you can watch this clip and be right back in your childhood living room eating gushers and learning phrases like, “bite me”.

If you enjoy bootleg copies of old TV shows that make you smile and sing silly songs about strawberry cakes and rainbow land .. I suggest you go here.I am in no way affiliated with this site but I have speant over $300 buying crap that I don’t need from it and I feel like you deserve to do the same.

Some of the titles that they offer are:

Rocko’s Modern Life

Snorks

Strawberry Shortcake

Daria

The original X-MEN

and a lot of other junk that you will surely need in order to be happy.