Get up. Stand up. and pass the dorritos.

Attention: Men and women with extremely baggy pants, glow in the dark attire, and “a really AWESOME hand-made piece from Cabo”

Get out your zig zags and turn on the black light.

It’s time to trip out.

Can you pass the acid test?

They’re old!

They’re broke!

…and they’re going on tour!

Before Tommy Chong put his brand of crack pipes on the market, he made movies about doing drugs and loving it. Now that he’s out of the slammer, he is ready to pair up with his piggy friend {Cheech} for a national comedy tour called, “What’s that Smell?”

The first time I ever smoked a blunt I was sitting in a 1988 Gremlin with a very heavyset friend I had named Ashlynn and our shady hispanic drug dealer, Eduardo. On the way home I opened the door of the car while it was driving, took off my t-shirt, and laid on the sidewalk next to an elementary school because, ” I needed to put my belly on the concrete, dude”

There was something in that shit.